Jeromy @jeromyokc

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**Freezenet** @freezenet@noc.social · Mar 1

Look, I get that girlfriends sometimes like to show their boyfriends their honkers, but guys really need to not look at them while driving. That goes double so if you've been drinking enough to blow a .273 unless you REALLY want your car to, say, get hit by a train after being stuck on the tracks.

https://wsbt.com/news/local/train-strikes-vehicle-alleged-impaired-driver-after-girlfriend-exposes-herself-breasts-face-time-facetiming-crash-laporte-county-indiana

WSBT · Feb 12Train strikes vehicle of alleged impaired driver after girlfriend exposes herselfA driver stuck on a set of railroad tracks made it out safely from his car before it was struck by a Norfolk Southern train in LaPorte.The crash and his arrest

#DUI #Stupidity #Indiana

**Freezenet** @freezenet@noc.social · Feb 27 *

Feb 27 *

Freezenet @freezenet@noc.social

So your ex boyfriend owes you $700. Yeah, that happens. The thing is, you probably should decide to not vandalize his car with eggs and spray paint afterwards. After all, mistakes can happen such as accidentally targeting the wrong car to satisfy your vengeance and having your mugshot appear in the news afterwards. Yes, alcohol was involved, so we can throw in a DUI on top of it all.

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2025/02/26/oops-florida-woman-admits-to-vandalizing-exs-vehicle-but-she-got-the-wrong-car/

WKMG News 6 & ClickOrlando · Feb 26‘Oops:’ Florida woman admits to vandalizing ex’s vehicle ... but she got the wrong carBy Anthony Talcott

#Oops #FAIL #Car

**Freezenet** @freezenet@noc.social · Feb 18

Feb 18

Freezenet @freezenet@noc.social

Today's BAC high score is: 0.434.

Man, America is slacking. They let an Australian take the high score.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02-18/alleged-drink-driver-almost-nine-times-over/104601764

ABC News · Feb 17Drink driver nearly nine times over legal alcohol limit was asleep with engine running, police sayBy ABC News

#Australia #DUI #Stupidity

**J.R Ewing** @Suki@c.im · Feb 4

Feb 4

J.R Ewing @Suki@c.im

Of course, Marcus Jordan was with a white woman when he was pulled over for DUI.
He was in his blue Lamborghini.

He immediately used his father's name even at his age. No shame.

Ha! Ha!

#dui #MichaelJordan #drunkdriving

**Freezenet** @freezenet@noc.social · Feb 4

Feb 4

Freezenet @freezenet@noc.social

Then there's this story. Not sure what it's about, but apparently, it has something to do with rimming, police, 911 calls, DUI, weed, and being all over the place.

https://www.wfsb.com/2025/02/04/ct-man-arrested-drunk-driving-rim/

Eyewitness News 3 · Feb 4CT man arrested for drunk driving on a rimBy Rob Polansky

#Connecticut #Stupidity #DUI

**J.R Ewing** @Suki@c.im · Feb 4

Feb 4

J.R Ewing @Suki@c.im

#nepobaby #NBA #MichaelJordan #cocaine #drunkdriving

Marcus Jordan, son of NBA legend Michael Jordan, was arrested in Florida overnight, inmate records show.

The 34-year-old was arrested in Orange County by Maitland Police Department for driving under the influence, cocaine possession, and resisting arrest, local station WFTV reported, citing court documents.

Newsweek has reached out to Maitland Police Department and the Orange County Sheriff's Office for more details.

#florida #DUI #orangecountyfl #maitlandfl #maitlandpolice

https://www.newsweek.com/michael-jordan-son-marcus-jordan-arrested-florida-dui-cocaine-possession-resisting-arrest-2025920

Newsweek · Feb 4Michael Jordan's son arrested in FloridaMarcus Jordan was reportedly arrested for driving under the influence, cocaine possession, and resisting arrest.