Freezenet<p>Look, I get that girlfriends sometimes like to show their boyfriends their honkers, but guys really need to not look at them while driving. That goes double so if you've been drinking enough to blow a .273 unless you REALLY want your car to, say, get hit by a train after being stuck on the tracks.</p><p><a href="https://wsbt.com/news/local/train-strikes-vehicle-alleged-impaired-driver-after-girlfriend-exposes-herself-breasts-face-time-facetiming-crash-laporte-county-indiana" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">wsbt.com/news/local/train-stri</span><span class="invisible">kes-vehicle-alleged-impaired-driver-after-girlfriend-exposes-herself-breasts-face-time-facetiming-crash-laporte-county-indiana</span></a></p><p><a href="https://noc.social/tags/DUI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DUI</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Stupidity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Stupidity</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Indiana" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Indiana</span></a></p>
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Freezenet<p>So your ex boyfriend owes you $700. Yeah, that happens. The thing is, you probably should decide to not vandalize his car with eggs and spray paint afterwards. After all, mistakes can happen such as accidentally targeting the wrong car to satisfy your vengeance and having your mugshot appear in the news afterwards. Yes, alcohol was involved, so we can throw in a DUI on top of it all.</p><p><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2025/02/26/oops-florida-woman-admits-to-vandalizing-exs-vehicle-but-she-got-the-wrong-car/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">clickorlando.com/news/local/20</span><span class="invisible">25/02/26/oops-florida-woman-admits-to-vandalizing-exs-vehicle-but-she-got-the-wrong-car/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://noc.social/tags/Oops" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Oops</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/FAIL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FAIL</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Car" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Car</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Florida</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Crime</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/DUI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DUI</span></a></p>
Freezenet<p>Today's BAC high score is: 0.434.</p><p>Man, America is slacking. They let an Australian take the high score.</p><p><a href="https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02-18/alleged-drink-driver-almost-nine-times-over/104601764" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">abc.net.au/news/2025-02-18/all</span><span class="invisible">eged-drink-driver-almost-nine-times-over/104601764</span></a></p><p><a href="https://noc.social/tags/Australia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Australia</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/DUI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DUI</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Stupidity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Stupidity</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Alcohol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Alcohol</span></a></p>
J.R Ewing<p>Of course, Marcus Jordan was with a white woman when he was pulled over for DUI.<br>He was in his blue Lamborghini. </p><p>He immediately used his father's name even at his age. No shame. </p><p>Ha! Ha! </p><p><a href="https://c.im/tags/dui" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dui</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/MichaelJordan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MichaelJordan</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/drunkdriving" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>drunkdriving</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/cocaine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cocaine</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/nba" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nba</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/nepobaby" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nepobaby</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/marcusjordanarrested" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>marcusjordanarrested</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/marcusjordan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>marcusjordan</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/orangecountyfl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>orangecountyfl</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/lamborghini" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lamborghini</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/junglefever" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>junglefever</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/blackamerica" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>blackamerica</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/tmzsports" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tmzsports</span></a></p>
Freezenet<p>Then there's this story. Not sure what it's about, but apparently, it has something to do with rimming, police, 911 calls, DUI, weed, and being all over the place.</p><p><a href="https://www.wfsb.com/2025/02/04/ct-man-arrested-drunk-driving-rim/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">wfsb.com/2025/02/04/ct-man-arr</span><span class="invisible">ested-drunk-driving-rim/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://noc.social/tags/Connecticut" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Connecticut</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Stupidity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Stupidity</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/DUI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DUI</span></a></p>
J.R Ewing<p><a href="https://c.im/tags/nepobaby" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nepobaby</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/NBA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NBA</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/MichaelJordan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MichaelJordan</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/cocaine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cocaine</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/drunkdriving" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>drunkdriving</span></a> </p><p>Marcus Jordan, son of NBA legend Michael Jordan, was arrested in Florida overnight, inmate records show.</p><p>The 34-year-old was arrested in Orange County by Maitland Police Department for driving under the influence, cocaine possession, and resisting arrest, local station WFTV reported, citing court documents.</p><p>Newsweek has reached out to Maitland Police Department and the Orange County Sheriff's Office for more details.</p><p><a href="https://c.im/tags/florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>florida</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/DUI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DUI</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/orangecountyfl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>orangecountyfl</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/maitlandfl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>maitlandfl</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/maitlandpolice" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>maitlandpolice</span></a></p><p> <a href="https://www.newsweek.com/michael-jordan-son-marcus-jordan-arrested-florida-dui-cocaine-possession-resisting-arrest-2025920" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">newsweek.com/michael-jordan-so</span><span class="invisible">n-marcus-jordan-arrested-florida-dui-cocaine-possession-resisting-arrest-2025920</span></a></p>
Gray Beard<p>WOW! Pardoned J6ers get INSTANT KARMA within DAYS</p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>trump</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/j6pardon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>j6pardon</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/dui" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dui</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/accident" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>accident</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FatalCrash" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FatalCrash</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jY2z6PZZVhc" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">m.youtube.com/watch?v=jY2z6PZZ</span><span class="invisible">Vhc</span></a></p>
Yoshimatsu ✅🇺🇸 🇺🇦<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@VOANews" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>VOANews</span></a></span> Per <a href="https://toot.community/tags/trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>trump</span></a>, "This was absolutely <a href="https://toot.community/tags/Biden" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Biden</span></a>'s fault. My <a href="https://toot.community/tags/DUI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DUI</span></a> hires would never cause such an accident."</p>
mykdeen<p>I suppose I now know why the <a href="https://okla.social/tags/cartercountyok" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>cartercountyok</span></a> commission hasn't posted next week's agenda...</p><p>...their clerk got popped with an open container while driving on Thursday.</p><p><a href="https://www.kxii.com/2023/08/25/carter-county-clerk-arrested-dui/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">kxii.com/2023/08/25/carter-cou</span><span class="invisible">nty-clerk-arrested-dui/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://okla.social/tags/oklahoma" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>oklahoma</span></a> <a href="https://okla.social/tags/dui" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>dui</span></a></p>
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