Mark<p>If you'll gather 'round me, children<br>A story I will tell<br>'Bout pretty horny Justin Eichorn<br>Minnesota knew him well</p><p>Eichorn was a trumper<br>Deranged as a rabid squirrel<br>Got elected to Minnesota's Senate<br>To target liberals</p><p>Pretty Justin Eichorn<br>Solicited minors for romance<br>Sooner or later incels<br>Can't keep it in their pants</p><p>His fondness for this minor<br>It was strong and it was true<br>But instead of that purty girl<br>He got the Boys in Blue</p><p><a href="https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/state-sen-justin-eichorn-charged-in-child-prostitution-sting-operation" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">bringmethenews.com/minnesota-n</span><span class="invisible">ews/state-sen-justin-eichorn-charged-in-child-prostitution-sting-operation</span></a></p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/TDS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TDS</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/TrumpDerangementSyndrome" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TrumpDerangementSyndrome</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/maga" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>maga</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Eichorn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Eichorn</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/justin_eichorn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>justin_eichorn</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/EichornArrested" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>EichornArrested</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/MNastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MNastodon</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/minnesota" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>minnesota</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/uspol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>uspol</span></a> <br><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/TypicalTrumper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TypicalTrumper</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/prostitution" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>prostitution</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/sting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sting</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/incel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>incel</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/johns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>johns</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/john" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>john</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/MAGAt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MAGAt</span></a></p>